Life Lessons

Flannel: Matt's | Chambray trousers: LOFT | Shoes: Ross | Earrings. Sprightly So
[Outfit inspiration from this post]

You can't trick the dentist into believing you are a regular flosser by flossing 100 times in the 3 days leading up to your dental cleaning. Just put the floss down and own up to the fact you are lazy and only floss once a week... or once a year.

Crying can indeed get you out of a speeding ticket, but I wouldn't press my luck if you are male.

There is no such thing as holding your baby too much.

Smile often.

Do not ever take "free" items from street vendors unless you like being harassed and chased for 3 blocks.

Always stretch before you run.

Just buy the warranty. Really though.

Tell people you love them when you think it. You never know when it will be your last chance.

Dogs cannot eat onions. I repeat, dogs cannot eat onions. They are more toxic than chocolate.

Recycle.

Do make your bed every single day. It will start your day out on the right track.

Never try to sniff the scent of a candle while it burning. It never ends well.

Buy 3 packs of bobby pins instead of one. Seriously, is there a bobby pin black hole that follows around every girl? They always seem to be disappearing.

Oh yeah, and wear sunscreen.